serafina20: (white collar_sara2)
You know how hobos used to put signs out in front of people's houses to let others know what to expect? I think cats must do that to. Because last night, Brycee started freaking out. I went outside to find a new kitten (probably 6 or so months) trying to get past her into my house. I figured out she was actually trying to get to Cobbler. After he went out, the two of them took to sitting next to each other. She kept sneaking closer.

Then, about a half an hour later, Brycee started freaking out again. I look out and yet another cat is trying to get past her into the house. Cobbler and Smudge (the new little cat) are sitting up on the back fence watching this.

And then, I go to bed and hear a meow at the door. I thought it was Cobbler, so I went up to let him in...

IT'S ANOTHER CAT!

So, I now have my two cats (Cobbler and Brycee). Then there's Cobblers bff Stormy, his sorta friend Tuxedo Cat. And now there's Smudge, Whiny Smurf (the second one, who has the biggest pair of testicles I've ever seen on a cat, but whines with every single step) and Fluff Face.

I mean, I'll give them food, but it's not out there all the time and Cobbler is the main one eating it. And it's only out there so I could maybe pet them.

So, yeah. Cat signs.

Also, this is me:

serafina20: (prison break_dorkus maximus)
Cat - 3, Mom and Pills - 1

I tried egg yolk this time. She won't eat it. I ended up pilling her this morning, so that's what I guess I'll have to do. I hate that idea. Also, she keeps hiding under the couch.

Also, I find it very distracting when Breakout Kings reuses an actor from Prison Break. Especially Maricruz (aka Sucre's girlfriend).
serafina20: (lom_sam)
I'm supposed to give Brycee this medication twice a day. The doctor said I could crush it and put it in something she liked. So, I'm putting it in tuna, her most favorite thing to eat, ever.

Only, she's like, "No thanks, Mom, I'm good," and not eating it.

*headdesk* I'm going to have to pill her, aren't I?

Cats

Mar. 24th, 2012 05:53 pm
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If they're not hissing, they're probably just playing, right? Because Stormy followed me inside, and he and Cobbler are chasing each other all over and pouncing and wrestling. But there's no hissing and they stop every few seconds and look at each other and then start again. Playing, right?

(Byrcee is hissing, but she's not part of this)

ETA: Stormy left and now Cobbler's wandering around and meowing. He goes outside, but it's raining, so he keeps coming right back in. Poor baby; if I could get a kitten for him, I would. But it's not allowed, so...
serafina20: (pb_wet neck)
I need to get Cobbler a new collar/id tag. Because, apparently, he jumps into strangers' cars when they open the door. My upstairs neighbor told me that yesterday, he was leaving, opened his car door, and Cobbler got inside.

So, yeah. I need to have a little talk with that boy about stranger danger.
serafina20: (Default)
"Hey, Cobbler, look! It's a birdie. It's drinking water! Look!"

Cobbler: Bird? Bird! BIRD!!! *struggles to get out of Mom's grasp*

"Oh, wait! I was wrong. That's not a bird! No birds here!"

Cobbler: BIRD!!!!!!! *wiggles out of grasp*

Bird: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *fly away*

Other bird: AHHHHHHHHH! *fly away*

Cobbler: BIRDS!!!!!!!!

CAT!

Feb. 27th, 2012 06:36 pm
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Get out of my spot!!!!!
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I changed the blanket on the couch from the purple one to a fuzzy blanket. Brycee now *loves* the couch. She sleeps on it all the time.

Unfortunately, we seem to have developed a "Big Bang Theory" problem. See, I have my spot. I like my spot. And while I have less reasons for liking my spot than Sheldon, it's still my spot.

Except, Brycee seems to think it's her spot. It's a constant war for the spot now. If I get up, she runs over and jumps on it. She'll sit next to me if I'm in it, but the second I shift, she makes her move. I know I'm a silly human for thinking I can win the spot, but, dammit, it's my spot.

The Spot (can't embed)
serafina20: (loki)
Bought a spray that basically translates to "STOP FUCKING PEEING ON MY NEW COUCH, CAT!!!" I assume it works by spraying it in the cat's face every time she so much as looks at the couch.

But I could be wrong.

(Also, she peed on the couch when I wasn't looking, and I sat in it while eating my breakfast, and that made me mad).
serafina20: (Default)
I've lived in my apartment for ... five years? Four years? Anyway, since I moved here, I've only had one place to sit: my recliner. I got rid of my loveseat because I never sat on it and brycee was always peeing on it.

I finally decided that I need a couch. Luckily, a coworker wanted to get rid of the one she and her boyfriend had inherited from the local college. It's not much to look at, and only moderately comfortable, but it's another place to sit.

I've had it for a little over 24 hours. Brycee's already peed on it. I stopped her once yesterday, but I missed it today. She only does it when I'm in the room. At least, I think she only does it then.

I'm thinking of skinning her alive. Any other suggestions?

(j/k, of course)
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"If thou dost break her virgin-knot..." ewe

Also, I sing to my kittie when I get home. Usually Beyonce's "Single Ladies", but it's Hungry Kitties. But I don't know the actual words to the song, so I kind of trailed off.

I looked up the lyrics just now and wrote the actual lyrics to "Hungry Kitties". And it's below:

All the hungry kitties! All the hungry kitties.
All the hungry kitties! All the hungry kitties.

Now put your tails up
Meet me at the door, I just got home
You’re sitting and waiting for me
Your meow and cry
You think you’re gonna die
You are just so hungry

Well if you’re hungry then your momma’s gonna give you food
Well if you’re hungry then your momma’s gonna give you food
Don’t you cry no more or whine you’re in a gumpy mood.
Cuz your momma’s gonna give you some yummy food
serafina20: (spn_dean blood)
Cobbler has a new friend that he's hanging out with. I've named the cat Stormy because a) he's grey and b) he showed up the day after the Doctor Who episode with Stormageddon, Dark Lord of all. He's a very friendly cat, very beautiful, and lives in the apartment round the corner.

Lately, when Cobbler's spent the day outside, he and Stormy come running up together to greet me. One day, I saw Stormy run up to Cobbler and put his arms around Cobblers shoulders. They chase each other, play, and it's all very, very cute.

To me, it's obvious that, when I come home, they want to go inside and snuggle together. Stormy follows Cobbler and me to my door and he starts inside when I open it.

But, there stands Brycee, guardian of the house. She stands on the other side, hissing and growling. A couple of times, I manage to get her away so Stormy can come inside, but the mood is lost by then and, after exploring and using every scratch pad in the house, Stormy takes off.

Poor Cobbler. If he didn't have such a mean older sister, he and his buddy could cuddle.


Also, yesterday, I was petting Cobbler's back. He was doing that thing where his head was low and his butt was in the air. Brycee came over and... not exactly bit him, but put her mouth over his neck and head and held on.
serafina20: (dw_liz10)
Last night, it was super cold. Freezing cold. Cobbler, the moron, still wanted to go outside, albeit for brief periods. It was around eight-thirty when he started bugging me again, so I got up, opened the door...

And mean Black Cat comes running into the house, makes a beeline for my room (where Brycee is sleeping) and disappears. I was too afraid of starting a fight to go into my room and see where it went, so I just hung in the living room until bedtime. When I get in there, the Black Cat was huddled in my dresser drawer. Cobbler went over to sniff and it started hissing. Same with Brycee. Luckily, both my cats actually just left the Black Cat alone and let him stay.

I'm not entirely clear on what happened when it left. I *think* it started to panic when it waned back outside and I somehow got it out, but it was the middle of the night and I can't quite remember it. I also had to change PJs in the middle of the night, so, for all I know, I rousted the poor thing by digging for new clothes and then let it out. I haven't seen it today. I hope it's okay.

Brycee's pretty pissed a me. She's on me now, but she didn't even come out to eat when I got home.

My t key is wonky.

Pussy post

Jan. 3rd, 2012 11:09 pm
serafina20: (spn_dean blood)
Last night, Cobbler came back from calling on his friends with smudges on his face. I was honestly (irrationally) scared that his smoking family had decided to use Cobbler's face to put out their cigarettes (they hadn't) and proceeded to scrub his face mildly clean (whatever it is won't come out). Then, as he sat there, cuddled in a blanket Brycee would later throw up on (again), I realized the truth:

Those smudges had strategically been put there to make him look cute and vulnerable. He was obviously used in an ASPCA commercial! Damn you Sarah McLaughlin!!!!
serafina20: (star trek_baby spok)
The black cat isn't dead! Well, obviously, a black cat is dead, which is sad and I feel really bad for it. But I was out and I came

I around the corner, thinking about Black Cat and wondering if the other people who fed it knew it was dead when...

Gasp! He's sitting right there! And started meowing and everything. Still wont' let me touch him, of course, but gladly ate my food.

So, I feel better. He didn't die alone and in pain and wondering why I didn't feed him (I ran out of food a couple days).

I should name him. Someone told me that people called him Seven. So... Seven, I guess.

*le sigh*

Nov. 11th, 2011 02:43 pm
serafina20: (dkgd_sean)
I had a perfectly lovely day seeing a perfectly dreadful movie (In Time... wow, it was so not good, except for Cillian Murphy) with a friend, and I come home to find a cat run over in the parking lot. It's a black cat. I'm fairly certain it's the black cat that's been living by me since I moved here and I was feeding on and off. I haven't seen it for awhile.

Cue emotional meltdown.

I never even settled on a name for it. Or a gender. I feel so horrible.
serafina20: (psych_knock it off)
I walked right up to Brycee and smeared the hairball stuff on her mouth. That'll teach her to be sick and throw up hairballs for over a week. (No, seriously, trying to get her to take this stuff has always been a huge battle. I took no prisoners this time).
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This is the first day in a week I've not had a headache, and to keep it that way, I decided to go for a walk early, before the sun came up. Both cats were outside, refusing to go in, so I pat them on the head and started.

Cobbler followed me. Quite determinately.

I was going to see if I could do the long route I've been aiming for, but not with a cat following me. Usually he stops after a few minutes, so I set off down the path that leads around the apartment complex. And he kept following me. Which turned out to be good, because after about ten minutes of walking, I started asthma coughing. Not horribly, but enough I would have had to stop my walk early. At least this way, I was still at the apartment complex.

I suspect Brycee told him to go with me. And she probably wouldn't approve of our detour into Squirrel Field (I had to hop a fence to get into it), but all's well that ends well, I guess.
serafina20: (prison break_dorkus maximus)
This is what I can put together of what my special little boy did earlier:

Cobbler found a mouse.
Cobbler killed a mouse.
Cobbler put mouse on the doorstep and came inside.
Cobbler forgot he'd killed the mouse and freaked the fuck out when he saw it on doorstep.
Mommy* threw away mouse (and carpet square serving as welcome mat).
Cobbler remembers killing the mouse and spends a half an hour walking around the front door looking for it, all the while whining at me.
Cobbler gives up, lays in the middle of the bed, and cleans the blood of his paw.
Mommy considers getting a new bed.

(*me)

I thought that maybe there was another cat on the doorstep until I saw the mouse, Cobbler was so freaked out.

How sweet!

Apr. 27th, 2011 06:02 pm
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Either whiney black!cat or the pretty white kitty left me a mouse! (My cats were both inside).

Really, she shouldn't have. I'd be satisfied with her letting me pet her.


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