Pussy post

[serafina20]

Last night, Cobbler came back from calling on his friends with smudges on his face. I was honestly (irrationally) scared that his smoking family had decided to use Cobbler's face to put out their cigarettes (they hadn't) and proceeded to scrub his face mildly clean (whatever it is won't come out). Then, as he sat there, cuddled in a blanket Brycee would later throw up on (again), I realized the truth:

Those smudges had strategically been put there to make him look cute and vulnerable. He was obviously used in an ASPCA commercial! Damn you Sarah McLaughlin!!!!