Serafina's Corner of the World

You know what, forget money. I don't want your money (well; that's a lie, of course, but...) What I really want is your worship. After all, I am Queen Goddess of Everything.

Think about it.

You said, "Make Lex and Clark do it!"

And, lo, it was done.

You said, "Make Lana less annoying."

And she was.

You said, "Don't let Whitney die!!!!"

And I snatched him from the jaws of death.

You said, "Make this show make sense!!!!!"

And I did.

I also wrote Pirate!Lex and super genius Reporter!Lex and DirtyWrong!Rentboy!Clark

So, I deserve to be worshiped as Goddess on Earth by your little people. And, if you want to give me money, too, I think I deserve it a little more than some people.