I am the Lord your Goddess

[serafina20]

You know what, forget money. I don't want your money (well; that's a lie, of course, but...) What I really want is your worship. After all, I am Queen Goddess of Everything.

Think about it.

You said, "Make Lex and Clark do it!"

And, lo, it was done.

You said, "Make Lana less annoying."

And she was.

You said, "Don't let Whitney die!!!!"

And I snatched him from the jaws of death.

You said, "Make this show make sense!!!!!"

And I did.

I also wrote Pirate!Lex and super genius Reporter!Lex and DirtyWrong!Rentboy!Clark

So, I deserve to be worshiped as Goddess on Earth by your little people. And, if you want to give me money, too, I think I deserve it a little more than some people.

Comments

[cyberwitch13666.livejournal.com]

*Sacrifices a goat at your altar*

[bluesheart.livejournal.com]

I shall put chocolates on your alter oh great Goddess..Your humble disciples

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*lights candles on the alter of your brilliance, looks for ox to sacrifice*

Sorry, oh Goddess, oxen are hard to come by in the suburbs. Do I get points for effort? *grin*

[ellenore.livejournal.com]

*worships you*

[andera.livejournal.com]

*worships you on your altar*
I wanted to give you a virgin sacrifice but Lex snatched Clark away ;-)
Pity he would have looked so pretty outstretched on the stone altar.

*kneels and grovels*

[philexos.livejournal.com]

Yes, I may be too busy to comment, root, beg for the next part, but I'm never to busy to worship, by God! besides, that's way easier than commenting, rooting, and staving off the urge to beg *genuflects*

:)

[luthorlover.livejournal.com]

You -totally- rock and you know it!
*hugs*

xoxo,
Monica

[mistressace.livejournal.com]

::kisses your feet and sets up a temple in your honor with two very handsome high priests who are happy to perform whatever tasks you may require of them::