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10 Signs You're Reading a Fic by

serafina20

1. You come across the sentence, "I just..." or "It's just..." at least every two pages.

2. You come across the phrase "piek ric" and know what it means.

3. At least one couple can communicate telepathically.

4. It's labled "not a series" but is at least 4 distinct parts long.

5. Angst. Oh dear lord the angst.

6. Everyone is gay. Except Pete.

7. The original character's plot line is as complicated and gets as much screen time as the characters on the show.

8. Your/You're and it/it's are inconsistently fucked up and little connecting words are oddly missing.

9. You (and the author) needs a roadmap to work out the twists.

10. Every background OC is named "Travis" or "Theresa".

In reverse order:

10. You slip "piek ric" into conversations.

9. You wonder where the hell Damien is during a particular scene.

8. You thought of Aaron when the Flash was on SV.

7. You find yourself saying, "I really like Lana," even though you shudder every time she's on screen.

6. You hope that Lex is ordering decaf at the Talon.

5. When MR has a cold, you worry about Lex's health and hope he and Clark sleep together soon.

4. You squee when Lex wears a turtleneck on the show because you know what's under the collar.

3. You giggle when Lex drinks OJ show.

2. You've looked for "kiptinsite" on accident.

And the number one sign that you're a COTW fan?

You list your favorite Smallville ships as: Clex, Damien/Dominic, Mark/Whitney