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[serafina20]

10 Signs You're Reading a Fic by serafina20

1. You come across the sentence, "I just..." or "It's just..." at least every two pages.

2. You come across the phrase "piek ric" and know what it means.

3. At least one couple can communicate telepathically.

4. It's labled "not a series" but is at least 4 distinct parts long.

5. Angst. Oh dear lord the angst.

6. Everyone is gay. Except Pete.

7. The original character's plot line is as complicated and gets as much screen time as the characters on the show.

8. Your/You're and it/it's are inconsistently fucked up and little connecting words are oddly missing.

9. You (and the author) needs a roadmap to work out the twists.

10. Every background OC is named "Travis" or "Theresa".




In reverse order:

10. You slip "piek ric" into conversations.

9. You wonder where the hell Damien is during a particular scene.

8. You thought of Aaron when the Flash was on SV.

7. You find yourself saying, "I really like Lana," even though you shudder every time she's on screen.

6. You hope that Lex is ordering decaf at the Talon.

5. When MR has a cold, you worry about Lex's health and hope he and Clark sleep together soon.

4. You squee when Lex wears a turtleneck on the show because you know what's under the collar.

3. You giggle when Lex drinks OJ show.

2. You've looked for "kiptinsite" on accident.

And the number one sign that you're a COTW fan?

You list your favorite Smallville ships as: Clex, Damien/Dominic, Mark/Whitney

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*nod nod*

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

6. Everyone is gay. Except Pete.

That's my favorite. *g*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I really like that one, too.:)

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

2. You've looked for "kiptinsite" on accident.

Heh, you really ought to register that;)

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing while writing it down.

[digitalwave]

You list your favorite Smallville ships as: Clex, Damien/Dominic, Mark/Whitney

Yep! That's about right. And, you find yourself really liking Jon and Martha and not feeling like they are Pod people any more. :)

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I almost listed that you like Marth and Jonathan, but ditched it in favor for Lana and the OJ.

[sam-gamgee.livejournal.com]

2. You come across the phrase "piek ric" and know what it means.

Hee hee. True.

9. You wonder where the hell Damien is during a particular scene.

Yep. There was even one time in a season after where you're at where the outside of the hospital was a location shot and my first thought was, "They're going to pick up Damien!"

6. You hope that Lex is ordering decaf at the Talon.

Yep. And I'm sure I've even told you about my one time with that. :-)

7. You find yourself saying, "I really like Lana," even though you shudder every time she's on screen.

3. You giggle when Lex drinks OJ show.

1. You list your favorite Smallville ships as: Clex, Damien/Dominic, Mark/Whitney

Yep. These are all true. :-D

[soft-princess.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha.

I love you.

*hugs*

[maroonraven.livejournal.com]

9. You wonder where the hell Damien is during a particular scene. WORD. I seriously expected Damien to pop up and cap Lex's would-be killers in the last episode before I went "Crap." The only other thing I would add is that COTW keeps making me forget Whitney isn't on the show anymore. And it makes me sad. Complete testament to the realness of your universe.