Serafina's Corner of the World

Someone needs to subtitle Jensen's presentation of "Best Grille" on the Teen Choice Awards (and write RPS about him and jared ragging on each other--Jared on Jensen for having to present the LAMEST AWARD EVER and Jense on Jared for, well...just look).

Anyway, I'd imagine it'd go something like this: (italics indicate thoughts) (all lines are approximate)

JENSEN (walks up to podium)

EVERYONE (screams)

JENSEN I got up for this? Seriously? I can feel my IQ dying. Dropping points the longer I'm here. Oh. Nice ass

JENSEN: Oh, it's me. Okay, tonight we have a new award for best grille. Not lie hamburgers or hotdogs or... anything. For best... bling.

SOME GIRL: Blathers

SCREEN: Shows sparkly retainers

JENSEN: Crap, did I jsut say bling in a non-ironic way? Now, I have to kill myself.

Dude. Look at Jared. Maybe murder-suicide. Kid has no fucking taste. Next time, I'm dressing him. Or not letting him dress. Whatever.

JENSEN: And the winner is (whoever won)

JENSEN: Dear agent: you're dead. D-E-A-D. Welling gets to prsent to Depp? What the shit is that? My show has CONTINUITY. He likes the Sox. I'm Jensen Freaking Ackles! And I presenting retainers? Fuck that.

....

Seriously, nice ass.

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Only, it should be written by someone funnier.

ETA: TOMMY!!!! SQUEE!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!

I will shoot, gut, skin, and use as a rug the next person who says "K. Fed."

Seriously.

Just try me.