Serafina's Corner of the World

(well, fanfic characters):

Dear Jonathan and Bruce,

BITE ME!!!! No,seriously, WTF was that last night? No, I don't care I don't know how to end it, you aren't supposed to go adding stuff. GARRR!

Me


(Also, I feel like I'm the oldest person vaguely in Hunger Games fandom. I'm not into fic, but I'm wanting to meta like crazy. And cast. I didn't realize how much I don't know today's young actors until I started casting,though)

For a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fic that I'm toying with (and writing); future fic, spoken by Veruca Salt, now in her early twenties:

It simply didn't work to run to your father and said, "Daddy. I want to have an orgasm."

Probably not as funny as I think it is, but I can just hear her in my head saying it with all the solemnity she'd said, "Daddy, I want another pony," with.

Does anyone else have favorite lines that they've written? Or I've written?