Two things ...
Jan. 15th, 2004 10:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
serafina20According to my scale, I seem to have misplaced 5 pounds. I will be gonig to the gym later (probably) to check, but, in the meantime, if any of you see these pounds, please return them to me.
I mean, really. I thought you were supposed to be heavier the closer to your period. WTF????
Also, it's come to my attention that virgins are not supposed to write sex scenes. Therefore, I will stop immediatly. From here on out, all my fics shall be PG, if that. Maybe people who haven't extensively made out with another person shouldn't write make-out scenes, either. In that case, I shall be forced to stick to short kissing scenes.
That is all.
I mean, really. I thought you were supposed to be heavier the closer to your period. WTF????
Also, it's come to my attention that virgins are not supposed to write sex scenes. Therefore, I will stop immediatly. From here on out, all my fics shall be PG, if that. Maybe people who haven't extensively made out with another person shouldn't write make-out scenes, either. In that case, I shall be forced to stick to short kissing scenes.
That is all.
