You know you've been writing too much slash when ...

[serafina20]

... you can't write the word "Coke" without it becoming "cock."

"I'll have a cock, please," Chloe ordered.

*shakes head* I need help.

Wanna write more PoTC fic. Need to finish COTW. Have to work. So many choices.

Comments

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

You know you've been reading too much when you read that sentence and have to think about what's wrong with it.

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[serafina20.livejournal.com]

LOL. I probably should have gone with, "Clark took a sip from his cock," because that one would make you think. Is he bending over, is he being overly possessive of Lex or ... oh, I get it. ;)

[ubertodd.livejournal.com]

Man I wish I *could* order cock at the counter.

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[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Sounds good, don't it? ;)

[digitalwave]

*LOL*

Oh that pesky automatic word fix in Microsoft Word, I've gotten some 'interesting' substitutions myself from time to time.

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[serafina20.livejournal.com]

It's not an automatic word substitute. I'm just so used to typing "cock" it comes out when I was going for "Coke." Same way that anything that begins with an 'l' becomes Lex automatically.

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[digitalwave]

Could get interesting if you ever did a fast food order online:

(1) Big Mac w/ fries
(1) Large cock ;)

And, in the summertime, you could always order a large cock float!

[bastian1967.livejournal.com]

Considering how much of a coke addict I am, I think I like your idea better

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[serafina20.livejournal.com]

It does have a certain appeal. :)

[meret.livejournal.com]

LOL! For the last 4 days I've written lick instead of luck every time and had to go back and change it! :)

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[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I've done that too! Typing is a tricky business