Why are people MORONS??

Okay, he (she?) gets props for trying.

Qosmos: Top Twelve Slashiest Couples.

And the list is actually pretty good. Kirk/Spock, Simon/Mal or Jayne, Garak/Bashire, Jim/Blair, and others that, even if I don't read, i've heard of.

The problem is when we get to the Clark/Lex description:

05) Clark/Lex (Smallville)
Bitter rivals. Hmm. Am I starting to see a trend here? Lex Luthor and Clark Kent are about as bitter as chalk flavored ice cream. These two have been at each other’s throats since before your parents' time! Clark Kent is the simple country boy from Smallville, Kansa, while Alexander Luthor is the refined billionaire from Metropolis. Yet, in the Smallville incarnation of the Superman legacy, these two did not meet when Kent became a reporter at the Daily Planet, but in high school. Opposite personalities, bitter rivals, and high school angst. Somehow, I think they’d win, “Cutest Couple” in the high school yearbook.

Why the FUCK don't people actually know what they're talking about before they write? Jesus Christ! Lex/Superman is about the bitter rivalry. Maybe season 5 and on will be about bitter rivalry. But the Clex pairing was totally born because of the wonderful flirting, the declaration of being best friends, destiny, etc. NOT THE "RIVALRY".

Fucking Christ....

I'm totally overreacting, aren't I?

I need dinner. Or something.

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10 Signs You're Reading a Fic by serafina20

1. You come across the sentence, "I just..." or "It's just..." at least every two pages.

2. You come across the phrase "piek ric" and know what it means.

3. At least one couple can communicate telepathically.

4. It's labled "not a series" but is at least 4 distinct parts long.

5. Angst. Oh dear lord the angst.

6. Everyone is gay. Except Pete.

7. The original character's plot line is as complicated and gets as much screen time as the characters on the show.

8. Your/You're and it/it's are inconsistently fucked up and little connecting words are oddly missing.

9. You (and the author) needs a roadmap to work out the twists.

10. Every background OC is named "Travis" or "Theresa".


( Top 10 Signs your a COTW Fan )