Three Things

1. Cho Chang looks like Lana Lang. I can't stop either picturing her or hearing her as I read OotP.

2. I forgot how much I *love* Umbrige and the Ministry in this book. Theory-based curriculum. Ministry approved. Schools falling below the standars. *love* it!!! I can't read it without giggling because, dude, this is my life. Especially now with Action Walks, in which administrators and someone from Action Learning (???) go to the various schools, walk through the classrooms and question the students about what they're learning and how they apply to the standards. Dude! It's the High Inquisitor!

3. I have an interview on the 21 at an actually school site!!!! They're hiring for 4th and 5th grade!!! Yay!!! Wish me luck and give me cookies! Or, uh. something.

I hear music. Is Regan being buried today? Right now? *goes to check* No; they're doing something with his casket.

Cum Party

Yes. I realize that, at school, cum (pronounced qume or something thereof; you say the /u/ sound) is short for "cummulative" and refers to what I assume is the permanent record. Or something. And I know they're tedious and it's a happy thing to have them all in.

But, dude. If I'm tired of going to schools and seeing that they're having a Cum Pary on Tuesday and then getting images of what a cum party would look like in a manga. Without the little black bars over the dirty, dirty holes in the cocks they've drawn.