Cum Party

[serafina20]

Yes. I realize that, at school, cum (pronounced qume or something thereof; you say the /u/ sound) is short for "cummulative" and refers to what I assume is the permanent record. Or something. And I know they're tedious and it's a happy thing to have them all in.

But, dude. If I'm tired of going to schools and seeing that they're having a Cum Pary on Tuesday and then getting images of what a cum party would look like in a manga. Without the little black bars over the dirty, dirty holes in the cocks they've drawn.

Comments

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Youre like totally naughty.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I only think thoughts like that in the teachers lounge. Because I'm bored and that's where the signs are.

And it's not my fault!! What am I supposed to think??

[allpurposegirl.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha well okay.

[mlleelizabeth.livejournal.com]

People are really putting up signs that say that?! ROFL The naughty usage is so widespread that I can't help thinking whoever's putting up the signs is having a really good laugh!

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

The naughty usage is so widespread that I can't help thinking whoever's putting up the signs is having a really good laugh!


What's funny is that it's been at two different schools I've been at. I want to ask my mom if it's at the school she's at right now, but I can't. *blushes*

ROFLMA!!

[aryn314.livejournal.com]

O.M.G!! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Cum party! We're going through our cums now and I didn't even notice that! You naughty naughty girl you. :)

Re: ROFLMA!!

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

We're going through our cums now and I didn't even notice that! You naughty naughty girl you. :)

I think I only noticed it because, as a substitute, I dont' have to deal with them. So, when I see the word cum, my mind is free to think of the porn pronunciation instead of the school one. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. ;)

[capnzebbie.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious! I'm amazed that people with any kind of pop culture awareness at all would put up signs like that. That's not even something you have to be completely twisted to sexualize (like many of the things that are transformed in my head).

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I guess it's possible that they've never seen it written before. I mean, romance novels dont' excatly get that explicit and, even if they do, they probably spell it "come." I think you have to be a dirty girl to know how it's spelled. ;P

[zafra.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you don't even have to live in the gutter like I do for that to be dirty. :)

On a note of that though, I was having way-impure thoughts today in the car listening to the country song "Daddy's Hand's". How sick is that? I mean, the song isn't even remotely about that, yet I hear about how 'there was always love in daddy's hands' and I was shuddering. Weird. Must be thinking about how much I hate incest fic lately or something.