Buh ... buh ... guh ...

uh ,... YOU CAN SEE THROUGH HER DRESS!!!!!!! Desiree! Before the happy humping lion video! Why did I never notice you could see her underwear before?????

And, uh, I read today that Krista Allen is some sort of soft-core porn star? And was in a Cinamax series called Emmanuella. Wasn't that the name of the actress who played Helen?

I love "Heat." Defininetly one of my top 10 episodes.

Wow

I read her book, thought it was cute, so I checked out her blog. I read that for about three weeks before she started getting on my nerves. So I stopped. Started to read a recap by her today, then decided that not only was she not funny during it, but she should probably get a new job since all the joy of TV has been sucked out of her and if she can't appreciate the funniness of such a wonderful show, she shouldn't be writing it.

Then, on a whim, check out her blog today. And was offended by her snobbery. So fuck you, lady. Fuck you. I hope your movies never get made.