Rules of my life

[serafina20]

1) If I'm attracted to her, she's probably straight.
1a) If she's not straight, then she's already with someone.
2) If I'm attracted to him, he's not attracted to me.
3) If he's attracted to me, I'm either a) physically repulsed or, b) just not interested.
4) Everyone is sexual. Except me.

Comments

[lexii314.livejournal.com]

I know this may not be much help but ::hugs hard::
You will one day find the right person. It will happen when you least expect it to.

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

oh man. hugs? This is like my dating life story. every time someone makes a joke about bisexuals having twice as many chances for sex I want to laugh until I cry.

*fistbump of solidarity*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I said once I'm not the cool kind of bisexual who gets everyone, I'm the kind that gets rejected twice as much. Although, rejected isn't quite the right word. More like overlooked.

*fistbump*