serafina20 | Poor Sam

Spoilers for S6

SAM: Okay, so, things are tough for me. I let Lucifer use my body, jumped into a hole in the ground with my little half-brother, whose dead but alive 'cause he has an angel inside him, and was in Hell for, like, a gazillion years. Then I left my soul in ~~San Francisco~~ hell. So, I need a moral compass.

DEAN: And that's me?

SAM: Well, it sure as hell ain't gonna be Castiel.

CASTIEL: *hand buried inside child's chest* I'm sorry, what?

DEAN: We are so fucked. Okay. So what do you wanna know?

SAM: When we're hunting evil things that are going to kill a bazillion people, can we use your girlfriend and son as bait?

DEAN: What? No.

SAM: Okay. Can we use a shapeshifting baby that'll inevitably turn evil as bait?

DEAN: No.

SAM: But,we can kill it,though. Blow its head off.

DEAN: *stares*

SAM: Okay. So what's your opinion on causing children who have sold their souls unimaginable pain and anguish.

DEAN: It's bad,Sam.

SAM: Even if ...

DEAN: Yes.

SAM: No, wait. Hear me out. Even if it gives us information?

DEAN: Yeah. We're the good guys. We don't cause pain to little kids.

CASTIEL: *pulls hand out of child* I'm sorry, what are we discussing?

SAM: What about letting your brother turn into a monster so we can nab the head honcho?

DEAN: Not cool.

SAM: Ah, but wait. What if there's a cure that might turn the brother back if he doesn't succumb to the almost overwhelming need to feast on human blood so he doesn't feel as if his insides are being torn apart by sharp nails? What's your opinion then?

DEAN: Not. Cool.

SAM: I remember you being a lot more fun.

DEAN: I remember you being a lot less douchey.

SAM: Touche. But, we can be assholes to people we're questioning, right?

DEAN: You catch more flies with honey.

SAM: But I don't want to catch flies. Why would I want to do that? Can we kill our family members?

DEAN: What? No.

SAM: What they were already dead and then brought back to life and doing stupid things?

DEAN: Are they human?

SAM: Yes.

DEAN: No.

SAM: What about...what about torturing family members.

DEAN: *orders a drink*

SAM: Can we lock women up in the trunk of our car?

DEAN: Are they a monster?

SAM: ... Maybe.

DEAN: Can we make sure?

SAM: *sighs* Why is that our job? Why can't we just lock them up, give them to Crowley, and let him decide.

DEAN: Because.

SAM: Because why?

DEAN: IT'S WRONG.

Sam: *sigh* Okay. But, we can totally have sex if the other one is missing, possibly being tortured and killed, right?

DEAN: Check!