PB summary

[serafina20]

Gretchen: Tell me who you are and why you have that damn porn stach. *stabs*
T-Bag: Do it again.
Gretchen: I think I like you.
Self: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU ARE TRICKING ME. NO. YOU DO THE JOB HERE.
Alex: We do it in one night or do it in two weeks.
Self: OKAY.
Roland: VEGAS BABY!!!!
Lincoln: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
SELF: ALEX, I NEED HELP. AN ASSASSIN IS AFTER ME.
Alex: Dude.
Self: WHAT? OH. NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT?
Alex: Never mind. Just... be aggressive. Be, be, aggressive.
Michael: You guys go to Vegas. Me and Alex need time alone. To go after T-Bag, of course.
T-Bag: Hello, Pretty. Put on these bracelets.
Alex: Later. *jumps*
T-Bag: I want to water your flower, Pretty.
Michael: ...
T-Bag: Just put the damn thing together.
Michael: Yeah, sure. No problem.
T-Bag: We're the same, you and me. Like two sides of a coin.
Michael: Yeah. Right. Totally the same. Uh-huh.
Self: HI. GENERAL. STOP THREATENING ME OR LOTS OF LAWYERS WILL COME AFTER YOU.
PadMan: Wanna job?
SELF: NO. THANKS.
Lincoln: Vegas sux.
Sara: Pull the other one.
Lincoln: My family's under a curse. The smart, sensitive ones use their brains too much and die of a brain tumor at age 31. Michael's turning 31.
Sara: Bummer.
T-Bag: There was a hole in my office the whole time. Huh. So. What do we do now?
Michael: I'm going to lock you up.
T-Bag: Like hell you.... AH!
Alex: Hands off my boy. I got your note, lover.
Michael: Good. Thanks, babe. *kisses*
Card Carrier: Sleep with my wife.
Sucre: Yeah, sure.
Gretchen: Hey, Michael, you know how you think you have Scylla? You don't.
Michael: Well. Fuck.

Comments

Me and Alex need time alone

[ender24]

LOL *dead* you kill me every week with your summary!
I am faithfully downloading the eps, but just...............LOL

Re: Me and Alex need time alone

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I love the episodes this year. I just love making fun of them, too. :)

One day, I'll go back and do all of S1 and S2. When I retire or osmething.

[sdwolfpup.livejournal.com]

I thought I should finally de-lurk and tell you that I really enjoy your LOL Prison Break posts; I always head over to your LJ the days after an episode to read them. Hee.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!! I'm glad to hear that people actually like these. Until this season, I was never sure if most people found them amusing or not.

[manderkitty.livejournal.com]

I never know whether to enjoy T-Bag and Michael playing together or to get really really uncomfortable.

But the swan/duck thing! Mikey left Alex a pretty little clue.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I never know whether to enjoy T-Bag and Michael playing together or to get really really uncomfortable.

I'm sure they intend for us to be uncomfortable, but I'm sick so I just enjoy them. :)

But the swan/duck thing! Mikey left Alex a pretty little clue.

I loved that. Michael leaves swans for everyone he loves (well; not counting Abruzzi s1). Now Alex gets one. :)