PB Magazine, never fails to amuse

[serafina20]

So, I was mentally constructing my discomfort that prison Break magazine has this whole article on the worst prisons in the world, complete with pictures of inmates (one may be dead) and their standard... dramatic... writing... for effect.

But this article is WAY better.



With Michael now in sona, and Linc making plenty of trips to Panama, the brothers are going to need new shirts! Here, we've shown you how to make a nice Hawaiian shirt for Linc and a nw prison shirt for Michael

Sadly, though, a step seems to be missing. So, I'll fix it.

Required contraband:rectangular piece of paper (with suitable designs). I can't think of a good design for Lincoln. someone else should. Like a contest or something.

Step 1: Fold paper in half long ways
Step 2: Fold side edges to the center crease.
Step 3: Fold both of the bottom corners up to meet with outer edges.
Step 4: Fold bottom section up. Make sure the crease is exactly where the folds are.
Step 5: Reach inside folded area, grap the tip of the corner piece and pull out. Repeat on other side.
Step 6: Tuck the corners in.
Step 7: Turn it over and crease the top about 1/2 an inch.
Step 8: Turn back over. Fold top corner to center crease. Repeat on other side.
Step 9: Fold bottom up to the collar and tuck under
Step 10: (for Linc only) Tear about halfway down the shirt from the collar to just above where navel will be. This will allow the nipples to breathe.

Now, y'all. I wanna see some Lincoln shirts the *right* way.

Comments

[johanirae.livejournal.com]

LOL LOL LOL. I guess with this shirt the extra detail for craft buttons glued onto the paper won't be needed XD (Or if one insists, just one will be fine)

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Even one might be overkill for Lincoln. Maybe a velcro patch instead.