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pepperjackcandy's rant on Judy Blume (really has nothing ot do with the rant, but I started remembering things when i read it):
Speaking as a kid who was probably masterbating in the womb (I can probably definitely place it by at least age four), I always thought the "special place" that Deenie touched in Deenie that made her feel good was on her back.
I have no clue why I would ever think that. Or try it out only to reject my back for more pleasurable places.
Also, when I read Forever, I had no idea what it meant to come, so I was hella confused as to what they were talking about.
Did the guy name his dick Ralph in that? Because my parents had a stuffed frog named Ralph that was there baby before me. Might be why I found that book a little creepy.
Oh. And I thought "Moose" in Are You There God, It's Me Margaret was an actual talking Moose for quite a long time. Probably because I first read it while I was in third grade or something. But the dude is eating grass when you first see him, which is why I got confused.
Wow. For a gifted kid, I was sure a moron, wasn't I?
pepperjackcandy's rant on Judy Blume (really has nothing ot do with the rant, but I started remembering things when i read it):Speaking as a kid who was probably masterbating in the womb (I can probably definitely place it by at least age four), I always thought the "special place" that Deenie touched in Deenie that made her feel good was on her back.
I have no clue why I would ever think that. Or try it out only to reject my back for more pleasurable places.
Also, when I read Forever, I had no idea what it meant to come, so I was hella confused as to what they were talking about.
Did the guy name his dick Ralph in that? Because my parents had a stuffed frog named Ralph that was there baby before me. Might be why I found that book a little creepy.
Oh. And I thought "Moose" in Are You There God, It's Me Margaret was an actual talking Moose for quite a long time. Probably because I first read it while I was in third grade or something. But the dude is eating grass when you first see him, which is why I got confused.
Wow. For a gifted kid, I was sure a moron, wasn't I?
