Kill me

[serafina20]

I feel like crap. I want to die. Please. Make me dead. Please?

If you love me, you'll make me dead now.

Love you.

Comments

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

*bang*

Damn. Thought this thing had better range than that. Sorry--I tried!

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Well, thanks for trying. :)

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

Poor you :( *offers heat packs and pain meds*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

Um, actually, no, I can't give you death. But I am authorized to give you cake. *offers*