Heh

[serafina20]

Ever notice that sometimes fic-finding communities look a lot like fanficrants? Only, of course, instead of ranting about strange, twisted, freaky-weird plots, people are looking for them?

Of course, I know that's not fair. Some fics sound really weird when you're trying to describe them.

"Hey, I'm looking for a fic where Clark and Lex are together,and they're telepathic and go to this... place and they knew each other as kids, but forgot, and Lex likes Strawberry Shortcake, I think, and someone is crushed by acar and Everyone Loves Clark. Oh,and Lionel had Clark taken away from his parents and then tried to rape him, only Whitney saved him or something and now he, like, only has one eye orsomething.

Can anyone help me out?"

I'm sure if I had hot water in my house and could shower, I'd've done a better weird summary.

Comments

[maveness.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I don't know, I thought that was fairly weird. From telepathy to Strawberry Shortcake...fun trip. *g*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

I forgot Clark's Magic Healing Sperm, though. That would have tied it all together. :P

[goth-clark.livejournal.com]

hmmm that sounds so familiar.... *bg*

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Huh. Wonder why? ;P

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

You mean, those requests like this? *bg*
http://www.livejournal.com/community/hpstoryfinders/189685.html

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Exactly the post that inspired the comment, too. :)

[krisdia.livejournal.com]

I feel like Jenn and some others did like a big spoof of that, describing fics we know and love in crazy ways... slightly different than what you're talking about, but still funny :o)

Yup, here it is: http://www.livejournal.com/users/seperis/119469.html#cutid1
And answers here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/seperis/119469.html#cutid1