One of those days
Mar. 31st, 2004 02:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
serafina202nd grade monsters today. And I get them again tomorrow. See me dance with job. *headdesk*
I had a dream last night I was in a movie with Johnny Depp (except it was real to me), and it was the climax. We were fighting, and both had guns on each other. He said I was fantastic, and then somehow convicned me that before we shot each other, we had to beat each other up first.
And I agreed. Because I knew it was part of the plot, but still. At least I woke up before I was bleeding too badly (I started the scene bleeding, though).
It was a good dream. :)
1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
2. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summer free."
3. You can tell if it's a full moon without even looking outside.
4. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
5. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
6. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know an correct their behavior.
7. You have no social life between August and June.
8. Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much easier.
9. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
10. You wonder how some parents even MANAGED to reproduce.
11. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."
12. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
13. You can't have children because there's no name you could give your child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you hear it uttered.
14. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
15. You know you are in for a major project when a parent says, "I have this great idea that I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
16. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like that?"
I had a dream last night I was in a movie with Johnny Depp (except it was real to me), and it was the climax. We were fighting, and both had guns on each other. He said I was fantastic, and then somehow convicned me that before we shot each other, we had to beat each other up first.
And I agreed. Because I knew it was part of the plot, but still. At least I woke up before I was bleeding too badly (I started the scene bleeding, though).
It was a good dream. :)
1. You believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
2. You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summer free."
3. You can tell if it's a full moon without even looking outside.
4. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
5. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today."
6. When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know an correct their behavior.
7. You have no social life between August and June.
8. Marking all A's on report cards would make your life SO much easier.
9. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
10. You wonder how some parents even MANAGED to reproduce.
11. You laugh uncontrollably when people refer to the staff room as the "lounge."
12. You encourage an obnoxious parent to check into charter schools or home schooling.
13. You can't have children because there's no name you could give your child that wouldn’t bring on high blood pressure the moment you hear it uttered.
14. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
15. You know you are in for a major project when a parent says, "I have this great idea that I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
16. Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question, "Why is this kid like that?"
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Date: 2004-03-31 07:56 pm (UTC)