Items Four

[serafina20]

1. I feel like complete, and utter crap. My tummy hurts and I'm tired, and I just don't feel well. :(

2. The Most Beautiful Girl In the World now works at the Coco's down the street. She's probably 17, but that doesn't stop her from being absolutely lovely. I couldn't take my eyes off her, and I think I made her nervous but, damn it, if she's going to go around looking like that, then she has to expect people to look, right? Because ... wow. I thought about telling her, but by the time I almost sort of kind of worked up the nerve I a. felt ill and b. was still with the Relatives. Oh, and she'd disappeared.

3. Can anyone rec. any Sentinel fic? I need a fix but am not in the mood to wade through the archive for new fic that doesn't suck.

4. WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK? What in the statement "Badly written Lion King porn" make me think that clicking the link was a good idea. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*leaps off cliff*

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Comments

[sypher798.livejournal.com]

I reccommend anything by Francesca. I hardly read Sentinel Fic anymore, but when I do it's usually her.

http://www.trickster.org/francesca/

Happy reading :)

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I'll second this rec.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the link. I've meant to read her stuff before (I've read a few fics, but not her series) and now I have the time. Thanks for reminding me about her. :)

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Lion King porn??? lol

Where I want to see

Don't say I didn't warn you

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

You are a sick, sick woman. And you'll be sorry.

Only Click if you want to be Traumatized

It's not good, and chapter 1 (and I didn't realize there was more than one chapter) is not slash.

Re: Don't say I didn't warn you

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahhahaha. It's so funny!!!!!! lol And there are more, there's a whole category! Just when I thought I'd read everything....

[juno.livejournal.com]

Lion King porn? Really? My defilement is now complete.

Could ever be, in this universe or any other, well written Lion King porn?

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Could ever be, in this universe or any other, well written Lion King porn?

In the right hands, yes. I'm sure thamiris could do something good with it. But, otherwise. No.

*goes to scrub brain with steel wool*

YMMV--I like crossovers.

[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

This was fun:

End Order for Myself by Gunbunny
The Sentinel/Angel the Series Crossover
Jim/Blair; Wes/Gunn
Spoilers for beginning of Season 5 Angel
Rated R for violence
http://www.squidge.org/archive/archive/15/orderfor.html

I tend to be a Fraser/Ray K. fan, but this was Something Completely Different:

Dark Time by Katrina Bowen
Jim/Blair; Fraser/Ray Vecchio
Due South/The Sentinel Crossover
Rated PG
http://www.squidge.org/archive/archive/xover/darktime.html

Re: YMMV--I like crossovers.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've actually never seen anyone other than Ray Vecchio, so it works for me that he's in the story. :)

Thanks for the reccs.

[muse-attack.livejournal.com]

...a friend and I once discussed Lion King porn in great detail about two years ago. I was all about Mufasa/Rafiki, myself.

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure Timon and Pumba were helping each other out in their exile. It's jsut this particular porn is so badly written, it makes me want to cry. And gouge my eyes out. ;)

[muse-attack.livejournal.com]

I peered at it.

I ran away.

^__~