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serafina20Omg!!!!! Everyone *lied* about who they are?
Boys who are girls, except they might be boys, and boys who are everywomen, and women who *aren't* atually gay and those who are, in fact, 54 year old men, and married woman who are actually 60 year old men and people who are acutally paintings and ... and ... a human who might actually be Kristen Kruek*???
What is the world coming too? I mean, I thought I, as a one nostriled, albino, three footed, four nippled, six hundred and fifty pound hermaphodite, lives with a gay ardvark who knits sneakers for me to keep my feet warm while I huddle next to my computer in my igloo to keep warm while a perpetual snowstorm rages might be able to TRUST the people I call my FRIENDS when Barky the adrvark isn't listening to me. But I guess I was wrong.
Well. Considered yourself all defriended. From now on, I'm going to hang out with people I can trust. Like an on-line dating service.
(*Not that I hate her or anything. Just the people who keep telling me she's the best thing that ever happened to Smallville)
Boys who are girls, except they might be boys, and boys who are everywomen, and women who *aren't* atually gay and those who are, in fact, 54 year old men, and married woman who are actually 60 year old men and people who are acutally paintings and ... and ... a human who might actually be Kristen Kruek*???
What is the world coming too? I mean, I thought I, as a one nostriled, albino, three footed, four nippled, six hundred and fifty pound hermaphodite, lives with a gay ardvark who knits sneakers for me to keep my feet warm while I huddle next to my computer in my igloo to keep warm while a perpetual snowstorm rages might be able to TRUST the people I call my FRIENDS when Barky the adrvark isn't listening to me. But I guess I was wrong.
Well. Considered yourself all defriended. From now on, I'm going to hang out with people I can trust. Like an on-line dating service.
(*Not that I hate her or anything. Just the people who keep telling me she's the best thing that ever happened to Smallville)
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Date: 2003-08-30 01:54 am (UTC)