Animal/Love Thing
Jul. 15th, 2003 10:27 amGakked from a few people.
Animal Test
1. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and
free.
Uh. Okay. I have no idea, really. I like short people.
2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is creative, never let you feel bored.
I have no idea what that means. No idea. Does that mean that whoever is courting me is going to keep doing stupid things, or just interesting things? Cause, really, at this point I'd settle for someone who could take me out for a nice dinner and afford it. Also, someone whose car does not break down so they can't drive 2 days after we meet.
3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is stylish.
No. I like to give people the impression I'm smart. Because I'm not stylish. At all.
4. What you hate most in your partner is that the person is
ruthless, cold-blooded, and/or ironic.
But really, who does like that?
5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one that you care not only about the present but
also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship
that you can grow with.
Does anyone else get the feeling that these answers were written by stupid monkeys?
6. You care about the society and morality, you won't do anything
wrong after marriage.
Because marriage will make me perfect!!!!! Oh ... they mean cheat or ... Got it. Well. Duh. (I think.)
7. You think of marriage as a precious thing. Once you get married,
you'll treasure it and your partner very much.
I think of little baby kittens as a precious thing. I think of marriage as something that people do for a tax break (do you get a tax break?) or so sometimes the other person has to buy the milk.
8. At this moment, you don't have the thirst for love, you can't do
anything for it, you won't fall for it easily.
Bingo. We have a winner. ;)
Am currently trying to decide if I want a beta reader for my next POTC fic, or if I just want to post it as is.
Animal Test
1. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and
free.
Uh. Okay. I have no idea, really. I like short people.
2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is creative, never let you feel bored.
I have no idea what that means. No idea. Does that mean that whoever is courting me is going to keep doing stupid things, or just interesting things? Cause, really, at this point I'd settle for someone who could take me out for a nice dinner and afford it. Also, someone whose car does not break down so they can't drive 2 days after we meet.
3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is stylish.
No. I like to give people the impression I'm smart. Because I'm not stylish. At all.
4. What you hate most in your partner is that the person is
ruthless, cold-blooded, and/or ironic.
But really, who does like that?
5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one that you care not only about the present but
also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship
that you can grow with.
Does anyone else get the feeling that these answers were written by stupid monkeys?
6. You care about the society and morality, you won't do anything
wrong after marriage.
Because marriage will make me perfect!!!!! Oh ... they mean cheat or ... Got it. Well. Duh. (I think.)
7. You think of marriage as a precious thing. Once you get married,
you'll treasure it and your partner very much.
I think of little baby kittens as a precious thing. I think of marriage as something that people do for a tax break (do you get a tax break?) or so sometimes the other person has to buy the milk.
8. At this moment, you don't have the thirst for love, you can't do
anything for it, you won't fall for it easily.
Bingo. We have a winner. ;)
Am currently trying to decide if I want a beta reader for my next POTC fic, or if I just want to post it as is.