Fuck you too, heart

So, I haven't been drinking coffee because my resting heart rate is over 100 and I was hoping it might help. I've been drinking green tea, which has less caffeine. It seems to be okay.

Today I had decafe coffee. My heart rate went up to 115 beats per minute.

WTF?????

Oh, adn that doesn't even make sense, because tea has more caffeine than coffee. Unless Starbucks didn't actually put decafe in the thing the principal ordered. So.... maybe I just drank straight up coffee.