Dreaming my life away

Last night, I dreamed that I went to a new gym. In the gym, they assigned you to teams. Your team got points for your workout and you competed with other teams. There were workout areas like the boxing area (it was a virtual reality solo system, where a hologram would teach you the moves and you could practice on bags or fight the hologram) a gun range (to work out your hands or something), weight lifting, treadmills, and an obstacle course that included a slide. It was like a big playground for grown-ups. With winners.

I want to go to there.

Worst thing in the world EVER EVER, trufax version

The other night, Brycee came inside the house. I picked her up to pet her and there was slimy, matted fur on her tummy. But, no, it wasn't fur. It was a slug! And I couldn't get it out of her fur. So I got a scissors and started cutting off the fur.

And then I cut the slug in half.

I am now scarred for life.