WTF News *and* Why is this news

From the radio today:

"The eighteen year old was arrested and found to be in possession of marijuana and his under-age passenger."

It took me quite a bit to figure out how that sentence was supposed to be constructed.

Why is this news: Not just a scroll, not just one report, but at least 5 separate reports + on the street interviews about the early closure of Starbucks for trainings tonight. Why?

Equal time

My sister being awesome

"Black Lab- Keep Myself Awake" (Watch on YouTube)

Meme

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.


Lots to choose from. Let's see how good I am. :)