Um. Wow

Wanna see a penis cake?

Found on metaquotes.

Stupid computers

My health insurance company called my number twice for another woman. I called back today to tell them that they have the wrong number. It was a recording,though, and since I'm a member, it was eager to share the message with me.

The message? Get a pap smear.

I don't wanna. I got one last year, I'm not sexually active (unless masturbation counts and I don't think it does) and I don't wanna.

Besides, I'm more worried about my boobs. Last night I had a dream my nipples turned green and started secreting green gunk. I don't know what the dream means, because dream dictionaries tend not to have my dreams in them, but it was frightening.

Boo!

When you make pumpkin pie out of a real pumpkin, do you use the gooshey, stringy guts or the inside orange stuff, or both?

Do you think pumpkin seeds brushed with garlic butter and baked would taste good?

How do you bake pumpkin seeds?

You know, when reading Star Trek fic, I always had a hard time believing they'd celebrate holidays like Halloween or Valentines day. Even Christmas, sometimes. But on Firefly, I totally think they'd still be celebrating all this stuff. I wanna see fics where Kaylee decorates Serenity or Inara goes to a costume ball or stuff like that.

Sorted

I'm from Gryffindor!

Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz

made by The Genki Gang

I really thought I'd get Ravenclaw. Then again, a Ravenclaw probably wouldn't run across a dark parking lot to stop a car of strange men from running over a stray and possbily sick dog by luring the dog away.

God, my mom was angry at me for doing that last night. But I knew the dog wasnt' going to hurt me. It just wanted to be loved and it wasn't lke I could pet it. Besides, if I had to watch it get run over, I'd be even more depressd right now than I am.

Sixth Sense

I've never seen the movie before,and I didn't watch from the beginning. So, have a question.

( Cut for the 2 people who haven't seen it yet )