My new favorite line that I've written

For a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fic that I'm toying with (and writing); future fic, spoken by Veruca Salt, now in her early twenties:

It simply didn't work to run to your father and said, "Daddy. I want to have an orgasm."

Probably not as funny as I think it is, but I can just hear her in my head saying it with all the solemnity she'd said, "Daddy, I want another pony," with.

Does anyone else have favorite lines that they've written? Or I've written?

Um

Does anyone know why I suddenly got a gift certificate from livejournal? The e-mail didn't say why.

*giggles maniacally*

Here it is; chapter 1 of my oh so very wrong Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fic. There should only be two chapters.

( A Chocolate Factory for Veruca )

Okay; off to post at ff.net to terrorize fanbrats.

(I'm really, really bad)