Um...

I never called about a tetnus shot. My jaw is really sore. But I have TMJ and my mouthgaurd doesn't fit all that well. I don't want to go back to my old ortho beacuse it's too far and he was annoying.

I don't know what to do. Why isn't there a pill that makes everythign better?

COTW Question

( Another question about what to do with Lex, not school this time )

Um...

My friend from work's mother read parts 11-20 (Bondage and Dirty Words-Trust Part 2) of Corner of the World. It was sitting out on E. (my friend's) coffee table (I've been printing the out and putting them in a binder for her) while the mother was babysitting the little kid.

She read the *whole thing*. Now, on the one hand, what person reads stuff like thtat without enjoying it (unless they're bored as hell). On the other hand...

I'm going to have to face this woman at her grandson's Spiderman birthday party.

Thank God it's not a Superman party.

In other news, I want to be Willy Wonka for Halloween. So far, I have the shoes, pants and gloves. I need.... everything else.

I have a feeling I won't be able to pull this off. *sigh*

This is me

( Quiz Cut because Ridiculously Big )

This was fun

Gakked from pzb

I got 19 right.

*The average person only gets 7 right. This is based on U.S. info How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think. It just shows how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.

RULES: No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No
using * *anything on or in your desk or computer!** Can you beat 20? (The average is 7) Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions. REMEMBER-NO CHEATING!!! *


LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. - If not, just have fun!

Here we go!


1. On a standard traffic light,is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know.)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?(all six)

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them? (close that cell phone!)

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? (Don't look at that dial!)

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? (Get out of the bathroom!)

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15 How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone.
What 2 symbols bear no digits?

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper
clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

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I stumbled across this site the other day while looking for an enlish to chinese translator. I've been having a lot of fun playing with it, but this one was too good to pass up posting. I chose a paragraph from Defensive Strategies by Milkshake Butterfly to run through the translator.

The site does the following:


What happens when an English phrase is translated (by computer) back and forth between 5 different languages? The authors of the Systran translation software probably never intended this application of their program. As of September 2003, translation software is almost good enough to turn grammatically correct, slang-free text from one language into grammatically incorrect, barely readable approximations in another. But the software is not equipped for 10 consecutive translations of the same piece of text. The resulting half-English, half-foreign, and totally non sequitur response bears almost no resemblance to the original. Remember the old game of "Telephone"? Something is lost, and sometimes something is gained.

Let's see what happens when we put House/Wilson through the ringer, shall we?
( The Mess )