It Always Ends Before the Sex

I had a dream last night. It started with me as Clark, and I was on a field trip to a college in Metropolis with Pete, Chloe, etc. Lex called me, and because we were in some loveless sexual relationship, I had to go find him so we could have sex. By the time I did, we didtn' hate each other any more and, instead, were in a *loving* kinky sexual relationship. We kept going all over campus trying to find somehwere to have sex.

Then, I wasn't Clark anymore, I was me, and I was with both of them. Then I saw Anne Hathaway and started thinking *really* dirty thoughts about her. She came over to use and asked if we wanted to go to San Fransico with her in her plane (she was a cross between the actress and her character in Princess Diaries). We, of course, agreed, and got on the plane. I was ready to have sex with everyone, but we couldn't because the pilot was insane. Everything,though, was going fine (I was sitting next to her, touching her), but then we all had to be laminated and Lex was throwing a hissy fit about it. He was too scared to go through the machine.

And the moral of the story: No more laminating until next week

I'm reading a new managa. It's called The Demon Ororon. It's not strictly m/m, but it's got something I enjoy: a demon and an angel in love. So, yeah. It's good.

I thought it was a black cat

I just wrote a scene in which Lex is, according to Jonathan, "communing with his cat," with his head on the table. I was thinking of this picture when I wrote it, but it's been so long since i saw it, I thought the cat was all black. And, of course, ewan mcgregor is too hairy to be Lex, but whatever. Its' still the general idea.

( The Picture )

Oh dear God

The Jack/Norrington baby!fic is after me again. For God's sake, leave me alone. You'er way to involved than I want to get, and I'm too afraid I'll fuck up Norrington if I write you.

Be gone!