A little after the fact, but still

I saw Troy today. It was good. I mean, boring in the beginning because I find Orlando Bloom about as interesting as a mop and he and Helen just couldn't hold my attention, but anything with Achilles or fighting I liked. Hector's wife scared me, though; she looked like a skeleton.

But, if ever a movie needed a drinking game, this one did. Jesus, they repeated *everything* a million times. This is what I've come up with so far:

( Troy Drinking Game )

Anyone have any Troy slash reccs? Especially Achilles/Patroklus?

Edited because I don't hate more, I had more. And I apologize for the butchering of Greek names.