Poetry is hard
Oct. 2nd, 2012 06:36 pmIf it barks like a dog, has ears and a snout,
Then it’s a sea lion
of that there’s no doubt
If it’s round like a tube and a face like a cat
Then it’s a seal
You can count on that
While they’re all Pinnipeds, don’t get them confused
‘cause sea lions are vicious
and will fuck you up, dude
While seals are calmer and don’t bark and bite
But they’re steal wild animals
So keep your distance, all right?
Then it’s a sea lion
of that there’s no doubt
If it’s round like a tube and a face like a cat
Then it’s a seal
You can count on that
While they’re all Pinnipeds, don’t get them confused
‘cause sea lions are vicious
and will fuck you up, dude
While seals are calmer and don’t bark and bite
But they’re steal wild animals
So keep your distance, all right?