Poetry is hard

[serafina20]

If it barks like a dog, has ears and a snout,
Then it’s a sea lion
of that there’s no doubt

If it’s round like a tube and a face like a cat
Then it’s a seal
You can count on that

While they’re all Pinnipeds, don’t get them confused
‘cause sea lions are vicious
and will fuck you up, dude

While seals are calmer and don’t bark and bite
But they’re steal wild animals
So keep your distance, all right?