My meme answers
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The fandoms asked:
medie, Grey's Anatomy:
A lot of people in a hospital who are attractive go around and have a lot of sex with each other. A couple years ago, Papa Winchester from SPN was on, but he died. There's lots of drama, crying, sex, breaking up, and now there are lesbians. Oh, and a couple of Scottish guys with questionable names.
astro599 Gargoyles:
Gargoyles who protect a castle are placed under an enchantment to be frozen until the castle rises above the clouds. It is way in the future (our present) when an evil businessman who wants to use them for his nefarious purposes puts the castle on his skyscraper. A cop befriends them. There's lots of magi c, a bad gargoyle who used to love the leader, a second season that includes a trip to Avalon and PUCK!!!!!! Also, every actor on Star Trek ever. Then, Disney moved it to Saturday mornings and fucked the whole thing up.
pellamerethiel, Angel:
Angel is about a half-demon named Doyle who is given visions by the Powers that Be because one time he did something that I can't even remember. Then he dies and gives his visions to Cordelia, from Buffy. Wesley comes and falls in love with Angel and is his faithful servant. There's this beautiful lawyer who works for an evil law firm and is in love with Angel. He gets his hand cut off, then brings Darla back to life. Wesley falls in love with this guy named Gunn. At some point, Angel has a kid who grows up overnight. That kid sleeps with Cordelia, who gives birth to Zoe from Firefly who plays a character who FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. Then, Conner leaves, Spike comes, and everyone turns into puppets.
johanirae, Torchwood
Torchwood is about a guy named Ianto, is is very, very pretty. Someone named Captain Jack enjoys having sex with him and dressing him in suits. Tosh is all kinds of awesome, Owen sucks, then gets awesome, and Gwen can be cool but is often quite annoying. There are aliens and sex monsters and a dinosaur. There is also some connection to Doctor Who. It takes place in the 21st century because that's when everything changes. However, no one is quite sure what is meant by that. But, that's fine because everyone is bisexual.
deadbeat_nymph, Vampire Diaries (L.J. Smith)
A vampire writes in a diary and probably sleeps with a woman who is both tough and sexy. (I honestly have no idea; I've seen the books, but haven't read the back).
maveness, Twilight:
Twilight is about a girl named Bella who is ohso!beautiful and ohso!perfect (except for being clumsy) and everyone loves her. No. Really. Everyone. Especially a vampire named Edward who is over a hundred and a virgin and scrapbooks instead of masturbates. There luv is creepy and stalkerish and so grand that it's awesome when she keeps trying to kill herself. They don't have sex for a long time, and then they do and she has a demon baby that kills her and they live happily every after. Perfectly.
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A lot of people in a hospital who are attractive go around and have a lot of sex with each other. A couple years ago, Papa Winchester from SPN was on, but he died. There's lots of drama, crying, sex, breaking up, and now there are lesbians. Oh, and a couple of Scottish guys with questionable names.
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Gargoyles who protect a castle are placed under an enchantment to be frozen until the castle rises above the clouds. It is way in the future (our present) when an evil businessman who wants to use them for his nefarious purposes puts the castle on his skyscraper. A cop befriends them. There's lots of magi c, a bad gargoyle who used to love the leader, a second season that includes a trip to Avalon and PUCK!!!!!! Also, every actor on Star Trek ever. Then, Disney moved it to Saturday mornings and fucked the whole thing up.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Angel is about a half-demon named Doyle who is given visions by the Powers that Be because one time he did something that I can't even remember. Then he dies and gives his visions to Cordelia, from Buffy. Wesley comes and falls in love with Angel and is his faithful servant. There's this beautiful lawyer who works for an evil law firm and is in love with Angel. He gets his hand cut off, then brings Darla back to life. Wesley falls in love with this guy named Gunn. At some point, Angel has a kid who grows up overnight. That kid sleeps with Cordelia, who gives birth to Zoe from Firefly who plays a character who FREAKED ME THE FUCK OUT. Then, Conner leaves, Spike comes, and everyone turns into puppets.
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Torchwood is about a guy named Ianto, is is very, very pretty. Someone named Captain Jack enjoys having sex with him and dressing him in suits. Tosh is all kinds of awesome, Owen sucks, then gets awesome, and Gwen can be cool but is often quite annoying. There are aliens and sex monsters and a dinosaur. There is also some connection to Doctor Who. It takes place in the 21st century because that's when everything changes. However, no one is quite sure what is meant by that. But, that's fine because everyone is bisexual.
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A vampire writes in a diary and probably sleeps with a woman who is both tough and sexy. (I honestly have no idea; I've seen the books, but haven't read the back).
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Twilight is about a girl named Bella who is ohso!beautiful and ohso!perfect (except for being clumsy) and everyone loves her. No. Really. Everyone. Especially a vampire named Edward who is over a hundred and a virgin and scrapbooks instead of masturbates. There luv is creepy and stalkerish and so grand that it's awesome when she keeps trying to kill herself. They don't have sex for a long time, and then they do and she has a demon baby that kills her and they live happily every after. Perfectly.
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Date: 2008-11-01 02:21 am (UTC)no subject
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