I HATE my ortho

Oh, look at that; the subject was already saved for me.

I HATE my ortho. Today, I got some bands removed, and because I "have a lot of saliva" in my mouth, the gave me some kind of pills to reduce that.

My lip swelled up so much, the girl at Jack-in-the-Box did a double take. I seriously looked like Goldie Hawn in First Wives' Clube. And I have stupidly big lips to begin with, so...

My mom wanted me to call the ortho, but me, being me, didn't because what were they going to do. I thought maybe my lip got bruised when the fucking dentist tripped on the mouth vacuum cord while it was in my mouth, but I think I had an allergic reaction. I'm okay, but my tummy was hurting (I crashed for 2 hours trying to get it to stop) and there's my freakishly huge lip (swelling's gone down, but it's still freakishly huge).

I finally went online to see what kind of pills they were and what the side effects are and, guess what? They are not supposed to be given to asthmatics.

I swear to god, I'm ripping the fucking braces off myself.