I think it was last night, I was imagining a scene between two characters, only I can't remember what characters.
The first asked, "How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator."
The second gave it a lot of thought, then answered something like, "Shoot it in the head, then drain it of all the blood. Cut off all the legs, trunk, and tusks. Then slice the elephant into small, stackable pieces. Stack them in the refrigerator."
But... I can't think who these characters were! I can't even think what fandom I was thinking of, because I'm pretty sure it was a fandom.
This is gonna bug me.