All kinds of pissed

What pisses me off the most about the movie Tale of Despereaux is the fact that they released a junior novelization of the movie.

"But Sera," you might say. "Why does this piss you off? You love movie novelizations!"

Why, dear reader?

Because it's IT'S BASED ON A book!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. It's based on a book. A Newbery Award winning book! A brilliant, wonderful, beautiful book about a mouse who faints at the slightest thing and has ears that are too big and has to carry a tissue around because of his allergies. A mouse who loves to read and, despite being afraid, becomes very brave to save someone he loves.

Someone read this book, thought, "Wow. This would make a good movie." Then they made the movie, only changed it so much that they had to write a completely different book based on the movie, I guess so kids could read this crap book instead and use the movie to help visualize it.

*screams in rage*

Also? I have to get another fucking colonoscopy on the twenty-second. So, Merry fucking Christmas and Happy Fucking Chanakauh to me.

Also

Gilmore Girls. Look, I love you. But what the fuck are you talking about when Rory says something about her favorite Disney prince is the prince from Sleeping Beauty (Philip, btw) and Dean's all "because he can dance."

WTF? Cinderella's prince can dance. THEY MET AT A BALL. Also, Prince Erik? Not only hot, but, guess what? HE CAN DANCE. SO WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

Fic: Lethe

Title Lethe
Author serafina20
Fandom SPN
Pairing Dean/OFC
Rating Mature
Summary After disappearing for two weeks, Rachel turns up in a remote cabin with no memory.
Series Captured Soul, Kitsune, Another Kind of Trap, The Greater Good,and Picking Up
Notes: This takes place sometime during S2. Spoilers for everything up through then.
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7

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