Look y'all

I'm cheap. Like, really cheap. Pay my bills (which aren't much), buy my books, fed me, let me watch TV and, above all, write both fanfic and my novel, and I am willing to do anything for you. Want me to clean your house? Done. Watch kids? I"m there. Laundry, pet clean up, gardening, making food, whatever? I'll do it.

Just let me sleep in until eight or so and don't make me teach. I need time to write. ANd just think, you'll be able to read everything first. Imagine: Clark and Lex having sex in a pool. Damien and Domnic. Mark and Whitney. A Damien/Dominic/Mark/Whitney foursome. Whatever I write, you get to read first.

So. Who wants cheap cleaning/cooking/whatever slave in return for time? I'm not even asking for money.

Gakked from someone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Serafina20!

1. More people are killed by serafina20 each year than die in aeroplane accidents.


2. All shrimp are born as serafina20, but gradually mature into females!


3. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill serafina20.


4. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted serafina20.


5. The porpoise is second to serafina20 as the most intelligent animal on the planet.


6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten serafina20.


7. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and serafina20 are all berries.


8. The condom - originally made from serafina20 - was invented in the early 1500s!


9. If you put a drop of liquor on serafina20, she will go mad and sting herself to death.


10. Serafina20 is 1500 years older than the pyramids.

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I think that #1 is probably very true.