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Today I learned...
Sep. 30th, 2004 05:59 pmThat the reason you start to stink when you sweat once you hit your teen years is because when you eat junk food as a kid, it stores up in your fatty tissue and then gets released. And that's why you stink.
You also get acne because you eat junk food. Some teenagers have beautiful skin. That's because they don't ever eat junk.
You get wrinkles when you're old because you drink soda instead of water. Your skin dries out, you see, and that causes your skin to wrinkle. People who drink water don't even need to use moisturizer becuase they take good care of themselves.
All parents, no matter what, are counting the day until you turn eighteen so they can kick you out. They live for this. They dream of this. They are excited for it to happen and can't wait. The moment you turn 18, you are out of the house.
I also learned that Drug Education for sixth graders? Is a load of hot, smelly crap. And I got to sit through 2 sessions of it. I just about killed someone. The deputy.
( Gone )
You also get acne because you eat junk food. Some teenagers have beautiful skin. That's because they don't ever eat junk.
You get wrinkles when you're old because you drink soda instead of water. Your skin dries out, you see, and that causes your skin to wrinkle. People who drink water don't even need to use moisturizer becuase they take good care of themselves.
All parents, no matter what, are counting the day until you turn eighteen so they can kick you out. They live for this. They dream of this. They are excited for it to happen and can't wait. The moment you turn 18, you are out of the house.
I also learned that Drug Education for sixth graders? Is a load of hot, smelly crap. And I got to sit through 2 sessions of it. I just about killed someone. The deputy.
( Gone )
