Supernatural
Nov. 12th, 2010 09:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
serafina20I've decided this year's theme is Hey, remember when we thought we were gonna be canceled back in season 2? WE WEREN'T,BITCHES!!!!
6x01 Exile on Main Street
SAM: Hey, Dean, I'm back! And so is Grandpa!
DEAN: Uh... That's great. But I'm staying with my superhot girlfriend and her kid.
6x02 Two and a Half Men
SAM: Dean, I found a baby and need help.
DEAN: Seriously, can't leave you alone for a minute. *buys baby supplies*
*FANGIRLS SQUEE*
SAM: You're actually good with the baby.
DEAN: SHHH. Baby's sleeping. *sings*
*EVERYWHERE, FANGIRLS HAVE A SPONTANOUS ORGASM*
SAMUEL: Baby shapeshifter. I'll give it to Dickhead.
*ALPHA STEALS BABY BACK*
DEAN: Okay, I'm done with this shit.
6x03 The Third Man
CASTIEL: DEAN. YOU AND I HAVE A SPECIAL BOND.
DEAN: Told you...
CASTIEL: BUT I CAME TO FIND MOSES'S STICK.
BALTHAZAR: I'M selling Moses's stick. Come with me brother. We could do sex.
CASTIEL: WHY HAS YOU BECOME BAD?
BALTHAZAR: Because coke and whores are a fun thing to do.
CASTIEL: WOE.
6x04 Weekend At Bobby's
JENSEN: Hey, can I direct?
PTB: Sure.
BOBBY: Leave me alone and let me eat my damn cobbler!
CROWELY: I've got your soul.
DEAN & SAM: We've got your bones.
CROWELY: Fuck.
6x05 Live Free or Twihard
DEAN: I only know about Lautner, Bieber, Pattinson, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Damon, Stefan, and Elena 'cause I've got a teenage kid.
EVERYONE: ... Right.
VAMPIRE: You're pretty.
SAM: *visibly aroused by brother being molested*
HALF OF FANDOM: I KNEW IT!
6x06 You Can't Handle The Truth
DEAN: I don't get it. Everyone wants me.
EVERYONE: LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
SAM: I'm totally the same.
GODDESS: You're fucked up.
SAM: I'm fucked up.
DEAN: *punchpunchpunchpucnhpucnhpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch*
6.07 Family Matters
DEAN: FIX MY BROTHER!
CASTIEL: BITE DOWN AND THINK OF ENGLAND. *fists*
SAM: *pains*
CASTIEL: HE HAS NO SOUL. ... LATER.
DEAN: FUCK A DUCK, man.
CROWLEY: Hello, darlings. This is the game: I shall be awesome and tell you what to do. You shall do it. Then, we'll see about Sam's soul.
SAM: Sounds fair.
DEAN: I wish I was back in hell.
6x07 All Dogs Go To Heaven
CROWLEY: Hello, lovelies. Here's a werewolf I want you to bag while I go and kiss Bobby.
SAM: No problem.
DEAN: What is wrong with you?
SAM:Nothing. I'm totally the same. Let's kill him.
DEAN: That's not the werewolf.
SAM:Then let's kill him.
DEAN: Wrong again.
SAM: Then her.
DEAN: DUDE!
SAM: Oh. Well,let's threaten a dog. And I'm not your brother and don't care about you.
DEAN: *headdesk*
NEXT WEEK
Dean: FIGHT THE FAIRIES!!!!!!
6x01 Exile on Main Street
SAM: Hey, Dean, I'm back! And so is Grandpa!
DEAN: Uh... That's great. But I'm staying with my superhot girlfriend and her kid.
6x02 Two and a Half Men
SAM: Dean, I found a baby and need help.
DEAN: Seriously, can't leave you alone for a minute. *buys baby supplies*
*FANGIRLS SQUEE*
SAM: You're actually good with the baby.
DEAN: SHHH. Baby's sleeping. *sings*
*EVERYWHERE, FANGIRLS HAVE A SPONTANOUS ORGASM*
SAMUEL: Baby shapeshifter. I'll give it to Dickhead.
*ALPHA STEALS BABY BACK*
DEAN: Okay, I'm done with this shit.
6x03 The Third Man
CASTIEL: DEAN. YOU AND I HAVE A SPECIAL BOND.
DEAN: Told you...
CASTIEL: BUT I CAME TO FIND MOSES'S STICK.
BALTHAZAR: I'M selling Moses's stick. Come with me brother. We could do sex.
CASTIEL: WHY HAS YOU BECOME BAD?
BALTHAZAR: Because coke and whores are a fun thing to do.
CASTIEL: WOE.
6x04 Weekend At Bobby's
JENSEN: Hey, can I direct?
PTB: Sure.
BOBBY: Leave me alone and let me eat my damn cobbler!
CROWELY: I've got your soul.
DEAN & SAM: We've got your bones.
CROWELY: Fuck.
6x05 Live Free or Twihard
DEAN: I only know about Lautner, Bieber, Pattinson, Bella, Edward, Jacob, Damon, Stefan, and Elena 'cause I've got a teenage kid.
EVERYONE: ... Right.
VAMPIRE: You're pretty.
SAM: *visibly aroused by brother being molested*
HALF OF FANDOM: I KNEW IT!
6x06 You Can't Handle The Truth
DEAN: I don't get it. Everyone wants me.
EVERYONE: LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
SAM: I'm totally the same.
GODDESS: You're fucked up.
SAM: I'm fucked up.
DEAN: *punchpunchpunchpucnhpucnhpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunchpunch*
6.07 Family Matters
DEAN: FIX MY BROTHER!
CASTIEL: BITE DOWN AND THINK OF ENGLAND. *fists*
SAM: *pains*
CASTIEL: HE HAS NO SOUL. ... LATER.
DEAN: FUCK A DUCK, man.
CROWLEY: Hello, darlings. This is the game: I shall be awesome and tell you what to do. You shall do it. Then, we'll see about Sam's soul.
SAM: Sounds fair.
DEAN: I wish I was back in hell.
6x07 All Dogs Go To Heaven
CROWLEY: Hello, lovelies. Here's a werewolf I want you to bag while I go and kiss Bobby.
SAM: No problem.
DEAN: What is wrong with you?
SAM:Nothing. I'm totally the same. Let's kill him.
DEAN: That's not the werewolf.
SAM:Then let's kill him.
DEAN: Wrong again.
SAM: Then her.
DEAN: DUDE!
SAM: Oh. Well,let's threaten a dog. And I'm not your brother and don't care about you.
DEAN: *headdesk*
NEXT WEEK
Dean: FIGHT THE FAIRIES!!!!!!
