LoL!Cat Prison Break

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SARA: Boats are pritty.
Michael: Yay. We should totally go on one someday.
SARA: Someday.
MICHAEL: Yay. Someday.
ALEX: Hi. I has glasses. Oh, and this dude is from Turkey and is a diplomate.
BELLICK: This sux.
LINCOLN: SHUT UP OR I SMASH YOU!
Boys sit in largely inconspicuous car in front of Turkish consulate.
LINCOLN: Girl. Pritty. I'd do.
DUDE: *lingering eye contact with Lincoln*
ALEX: Let's blow this joint.
SLEF: DUDE, SARA, BRUCE IZ DEAD.
SARA: *sads*
Boys sit and drink coffee. Lincoln sees T-Bag
LINCOLN: LINCOLN SMASH!
MICHAEL: Get him!
T-Bag: Can't we all be friends?
SELF: HEY, JASPAR, STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I WILL MEET YOU IN YOUR PLACE OF HIDING.
JASPER: That's a bad idea. My phone's tapped.
SELF: NO, IT IS COOL. NO ONE IS LOOKING FOR ME OR ANYONE I MAY KNOW.
WYATT: *kills*
JASPER: *deads*
ALEX: It's a policeman's ball. Let's play dress up.
Boys dress up in uniforms. Boys are hot.
COMPANY GUY: Hey, I know you!
LINCOLN: *stabs* Hey, uh. Trouble.
ALEX: I'll handle it. Michael, stand there and look pritty for the lady.
MICHAEL: *bleeds*
LADY: I'd still hit it.
SARA: I will not drink.
WYATT: I will not kill until I see a Scofield.
SCOFIELD: Got the thing that's part of the thing that they want and you want.
SELF: MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD. I AM SAD. YOU ARE COOL.
MICHAEL: Uh, thanx, but I got a girlfriend. And a boyfriend.
SELF: OKAY, I SEE YOU LATER.
MICHAEL: Hey, Sara, how about now instead of someday.
SARA: Okay. Be there soon.
WYATT: *stalks*