Stupid computers

[serafina20]

My health insurance company called my number twice for another woman. I called back today to tell them that they have the wrong number. It was a recording,though, and since I'm a member, it was eager to share the message with me.

The message? Get a pap smear.

I don't wanna. I got one last year, I'm not sexually active (unless masturbation counts and I don't think it does) and I don't wanna.

Besides, I'm more worried about my boobs. Last night I had a dream my nipples turned green and started secreting green gunk. I don't know what the dream means, because dream dictionaries tend not to have my dreams in them, but it was frightening.

Comments

[serafina20.livejournal.com]

YOu only really need one every three years if you're not sexually active, under a certain age (can' remember the age) and never had an abnormal pap. I've had one every year since I was 18; I can skip this year.

[betagoddess.livejournal.com]

Ah. Okay then. I was afraid you meant you wouldn't get one again. =>}

Be safe! =>}