Stupid dreams

Last night I dreamed I was reading/in a comic book I'd borrowed from my sister. There were all these superheroes fighting in a kind of post-apocalyptic war. One of them was unmasked and it was Christian Bale, because Bruce Wayne was really Batman, so the writers decided to play a joke and it was really stupid and I thought it was stupid in the dream and it doesn't even make sense awake. Anyway, he and this other hero were lamenting how their identities were known and they couldn't really fight. They decided to make a suicide run. So, they shook hands and ran for this huge, radiated superhero and the went completely through him, became totally irradiated then burst into flames, crashed into a tree which started to burn then spent the next three hours burning to death.

And I saw all it and felt sick. So then I thought how I didn't like comic books like that and went into another one where I was some villain-ess's daughter.

The dream sucked.

Then, upon waking, the radio asked me a trivia question: In what movie did Tommy Lee Jones, Nicole Kidman, and Drew Barrymore all have a part. It took me a really long time to figure it out (embarrassingly long) but I hadn't had coffee yet.

THEY BURNED TO DEATH, people. Right after their skin melted off.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

I have now seen two Resident Evil movies, neither one being the first. But here's my thinking about them: RE has James Purefoy; RE:Apocalypse has Oded Fair; I have no idea about Exinction*; RE: Afterlife has Wentworth Miller. So, thus far, they're all a win.

Although, I'm not sure how I feel about the fact the actual apocalypse happened off screen. On the one hand, what a cheat, because that's the best part about zombie/plague stories. On the other hand, I guess that's what "Shawn" and "Dawn" of the Dead are for, and this was about Milla Jovovich and Sienna Guillory kicking ass.

It was fun.

Now I'm in the mood for zombies.

*No, Oded Fair does not count twice. Gorgeous and Jewish though he is.