I need a cane

[serafina20]

So, I hurt my foot, I guess at yoga. Nothing showed up on the xray yesterday, but the doctor said that sometimes happens. Maybe it'll show up later, or maybe they'll have to do a CAT scan if it still hurts in 2 weeks. In the meantime, anti-inflammatories and rest.

This morning I decided I really need a cane to help me out until it stops hurting. These are the reasons:
1. I can call it "me cane". Call out "Wheres me cane!" And it'd be hilarious.
2. I could go around shouting "Brooklyn!" for no apparent reason other than awesomeness.
3. I need a Smelting stick with my class.
4. I'm teaching the revolution. John Adams had a cane in 1776. I'm John Adams reincarnated. 'nough said.
5. I'd have a place to hide my wand.
6. I'd have an excuse for being a surely, pill-popping asshole for a week or so and no one could do anything.

So. Yeah. I need a cane.

Brooklyn!

Comments

[meret.livejournal.com]

I hope you feel better soon!