serafina20 | PB: Orentacion (Reply)

Okay, this is funny. I ended up introducing guards because I thought the way I was running Sona was too unrealistic. Trust the PB writers to come up with even worse than I did. I don't know if it's unrealistic or not, but.... yeah.

I wish they'd let Wentworth wear his hair just a little longer. It's way too short.

Dear Alex: Shut up, darling. Don't go around shouting that you're a lawman.

Okay, and Michael getting all upset about his dear old Dad? Bull fucking shit. Lincoln, fine. Michael? *pshaw*

Lincoln's hair is too short, too. I don't like it.

I hate I feel sorry for Bellick. 'Cause I hate Bellick.

Hmmm. T-Bag is still working for the company it looks like. Strolls in, looking clean and rested. His magic hand must have healed his arm where Michael pinned him (either that, or he got a hold of some cayenne pepper.) And now he's trying to figure out if the reason Michael was there was for Sona?

Very interesting.

And, picking up from last year, the Slashy Summary.

Sona really is hell on earth: no guards, cons running the place, etc. Alex tries to make up with Michael, but Michael plays hard to get. Lincoln tries to get Michael transfered. A dirty old man scares Michael by suggesting he bust out. T-Bag shows up. He probably flew in with the magic power of his missing hand. Sara may be dead, but she's not. A hot fake-nun has super awesome breasts. LJ is probably kidnapped or something, but is superfabulously pretty while doing it. Michael is also pretty, pretty, pretty. The guy in charge seems to think he's Jesus Christ, Superstar. T-Bag does what he does best: manipulates people by talking all weird. Alex, still trying to make up with his boy-toy, gives Michael advice on how to fight. The emotion in their voices makes slash way too easy. We like it that way. Oh! And then Alex plays cheerleader for his honey, sans the skirt. OMG ALEX JUST SAVED MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now they have sex, right?

*ahem*

Lincoln still can't button his buttons over his chest. He flashes his an nipples everywhere. At this semi-pretty-but-generic looking woman at a club while waiting for his son. Who has been kidnapped, it seems. I should be writing for this show.

LJ is stupidly pretty. It's ridiculous. With a father who looks like a rhino, it's amazing that he manged to get his father's looks.

Next week: Alex and Michael have sex. What?